One of the funniest things I found when I (as a Windows user) leant Ubuntu was that there is a command fortune, which prints a random/pseudorandom message from a database of quotations. It is said that this old feature has been available since 1970s. It was a pity that this feature was unavailable in boring Windows OS, until the R community developed in 2012 a package called ‘fortunes,’ which displays funny messages taken from the talks or communications in the R community. It supports external database as well. Unfortunately, it does not support Chinese …